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To: TommyDale

Hey, it gets better than that: Jack Bauer doesn't have to pee or poop, either! This man is more constipated than Gandhi!


20 posted on 05/02/2005 2:43:51 PM PDT by LS (CNN is the Amtrak of news)
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To: LS
"Jack Bauer doesn't have to pee or poop, either! This man is more constipated than Gandhi!"

When I was a young soldier we used to joke about West Point officers having had "The Operation". (They didn't have to crap in the field.)

Perhaps Jack Bauer is a West Point grad?

129 posted on 05/02/2005 4:56:03 PM PDT by OldEagle (We might be in the end times, but it looks like we are finally moving in the RIGHT direction.)
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To: LS

And let's not forget how he conquered his heroin addiction OVERNIGHT, too!


173 posted on 05/02/2005 11:03:34 PM PDT by NordP (Keeping America Great - Rice/Hughes in 2008 ! -- What do you mean, she won't run?)
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