It's Bush's fault because he reneged on Kyoto so Halliburton could make profits.
There's even a dark rumor going around that the president is advocating building AWL refineries on military bases.
You know, awl? That stuff that Jed Clampitt made famous on his hillbilly show? Black gold AWL.
Them there awl refineries might obstruct Fatso Edward M Kennedy's view of the ocean (*hic*), so obviously this rumor is DOA.