[Mears]

A receptionist is called "Director of First Impressions"?

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!

[beaversmom]

When my son went to public school the receptionist definitely gave a "first impression". I should have taken that first impression as a warning and run right then.

[Big Digger]

"A receptionist is called "Director of First Impressions"?

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!"

Sooooo...can I talk to the receptionist on my second visit to the office,...or do they have a specialist in second impressions? Sounds like a jobs program to me.

[GeekDejure]

A receptionist is called "Director of First Impressions"?

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
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An AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!er is called

"Director of Mears Mumblings" !!! ;-))