White House Exploring 'Rapture' Contingency Plans
Now that story is hilarious!
And since we still have folks commenting on the original story posted here...I guess we better yell a little louder...
This also from the site:
"President Bush used a last-minute speech yesterday to blast the homosexual energy agenda, which he blamed for driving up prices at the pump. In the wide-ranging talk, Mr. Bush touched on such seemingly disparate topics as the excessive use of lighting in gay dance clubs, the misperception that the Toyota Prius is a 'gay' car, and the need to roll back regulations that are keeping the nuclear power industry tied up in knots."