You're offended by the term "wardrobe malfunction" but not by Laura Bush talking about "milking" a male horse!? You've got to be kidding.
Therefore, your offense at the First Lady was only in your imagination.
You, on the other hand, while trashing the First Lady, suggested that next year she would top her act by losing her clothing..........which was disrespectful and disgusting........not to mention ludicrous.
You have no more credibility on which to speak about morality, Spiff. The people around here who actually practice morality and speak with morality, are defending the First Lady.
And I'm not kidding.