What a funny story about your mom! However, I think it was the Clydesdales that showed up at Hillary's wedding.....
LOL, Hillary is a Clydesdale!
My mom, who wouldn't say a swear word if she had to, occasionally came up with a bawdy joke or two, told with a twinkle in her eye!
She was also famous for getting her words a little wrong. I cringe when I think of the time I was at one of my sister-in-law's bridal showers and someone had commented on mom's nice hairdo. Her reply was "thanks, the hairdresser I go to does very nice blow j*bs. Of course, she meant blow dries!