Heartbeat, brain waves. Show the kid a sonogram.
I bet most 13 year olds would choose to have Doritos and cookie-dough ice cream for dinner every evening. I know mine would. I guess that's why I am the parent and I make the decisions.
There is just so much wrong with this story I can't think straight about it. I am happy to see something go right in the Sunshine State, although it is sure to be an isolated incident.