[mtbopfuyn]

The scruffy-looking suspect sported a head of thick black hair and a full beard and mustache.

What full beard? Looks more like 5 o'clock shadow. Any bets if the poor guy was illegal just trying to make an honest living?

[jocon307]

"Any bets if the poor guy was illegal just trying to make an honest living?"

I think you forgot the sarcasm tag.

Mas guatemalens, Senor Bush, por favor!