Present!
(and accounted for)
Not only am I present, I'm making some hamburger helper.
Jennifer Wilbanks, the Georgia runaway bride, is escorted through the airport by police public information offcer Trish Ahrensfield, left, and Airport Aviaation Police Chief Marshall Katz, right,in Albuquerque, New Mexico, Saturday, April 30, 2005. Wilbanks first told police she had been kidnapped. She later confessed that she got cold feet regarding her wedding and that's why she vanished for several days. (AP Photo/Joe Cavaretta)
I've gotta say that the fact you're all glued to the TV looking at these people like they're rock stars is part of the problem. No wonder they think they're above it all.