[Mo1]

I thought everybody at the very least got the butter knife. What were her aunts thinking???

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butter knife??

What is that all about?

[cajungirl]

THe short version:

The abducted bride was actually a runaway bride with a history of running away before.

She has gotten no flatware, her fiance still loves her, her Mother did not go to pick her up, she has 14 bridesmaids and that is not alot in Atlanta. We are chipping in to get her grape spreaders if she will get a GPS implanted. Her hair is short now causing havoc at her beauty parlor.

True love has won out. She now resides in the land of myth.

Some want her stoned, hanged, fined, horsewhipped, put in jail and shunned.

I just want her to settle down and have little pop eyed children with her rock of Gibralter.