To: wagglebee
When Ted Kennedy dies, his body could be cremated for several days.
12 posted on
04/28/2005 6:38:49 PM PDT by
Disambiguator
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To: Disambiguator
When Ted Kennedy dies, his body could be cremated for several days. You're crazy as hell! Do you have any idea how quickly alcohol burns?!
14 posted on
04/28/2005 6:40:32 PM PDT by
wagglebee
("We are ready for the greatest achievements in the history of freedom." -- President Bush, 1/20/05)
To: Disambiguator
His whale-like body's fat can be rendered into candles sufficient to provide an eternal flame for Mary Jo's remains and his post-mortem continuation of flatulence will energize the windmills of Cape Cod which will, because of his prodigious vapors, provide the energy for electricity for as long as the surviving Kennedy men are horny.
36 posted on
04/28/2005 8:27:38 PM PDT by
mathurine
(ua)
To: Disambiguator
The funeral should be held at a sewerage treatment plant!
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