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Media Daily News ^ | George Simpson

Posted on 04/28/2005 12:48:39 PM PDT by Cat loving Texan

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To: Cat loving Texan
She added that Wanamaker's last words were "OK Picard, stick that in your pipe and smoke it..."

And the reply was "drop dead you moron!" lol
21 posted on 04/28/2005 12:55:40 PM PDT by TheForceOfOne
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To: Cat loving Texan

Hrmpt,

Every good freeper knows you use your mouse with one hand while eating pretzels, nuts, pizza, Klondike bars etc, with the other.

The guy was a lightweight.


22 posted on 04/28/2005 12:56:03 PM PDT by najida (I wish I had Tina Turner's legs, Ann Coulter's brains and Paris Hilton's credit cards.)
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To: Cat loving Texan

Sounds like a rabbit story.


23 posted on 04/28/2005 12:56:19 PM PDT by Tribune7
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To: OSHA

I guess it was. So thats 2 losers that can't get up and move away from thier keyboards.


24 posted on 04/28/2005 12:56:32 PM PDT by Rightly Biased (Salvation is not a prayer and an experience its a life changing event <><)
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To: Cat loving Texan

He must have been a troll and the mods Zotted him real good.


25 posted on 04/28/2005 12:56:38 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Caution. Contents under pressure.)
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To: Rightly Biased

At 750 lbs ...he did not die of starvation


26 posted on 04/28/2005 12:56:49 PM PDT by woofie (I am so not kidding.)
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To: woofie

At 750 punds he'd feed a small village for 2 years.


27 posted on 04/28/2005 12:58:25 PM PDT by Rightly Biased (Salvation is not a prayer and an experience its a life changing event <><)
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To: shotokan

Nyack is in Rockland county, on the Hudson River. Cortland is upstate, probably four hours away by car. If it wasn't satire, I think they'd have found some "forensic experts" a little closer by ;)


28 posted on 04/28/2005 12:58:42 PM PDT by general_re ("Frantic orthodoxy is never rooted in faith, but in doubt." - Reinhold Niebuhr)
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To: Rightly Biased
Speaking of Kephra, did anyone ever hear how he died? Blood clot. He was sitting down in front of the computer too long, and that caused a blood clot to form which went straight to his heart and killed him. He was only 37 years old. It's a damn shame to die that young.

Now, death by blood cot has occurred especially with gamers.

29 posted on 04/28/2005 12:58:50 PM PDT by Tribune7
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To: Cat loving Texan

Good satire.


30 posted on 04/28/2005 12:58:58 PM PDT by A Ruckus of Dogs
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To: secret garden

I can't freep and chew gum at the same time.


31 posted on 04/28/2005 12:59:17 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Caution. Contents under pressure.)
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To: Cat loving Texan

Jeez...

I'm a moderator at about 5 forums, and post at about 5-10...LOL


32 posted on 04/28/2005 12:59:36 PM PDT by MD_Willington_1976
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To: secret garden

At least he died a peaceful and serene death as all starvation victims do right?


33 posted on 04/28/2005 1:00:02 PM PDT by Cat loving Texan
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To: Rightly Biased

That's not a story about kephra, kephra was 38 and lived with his mom because of a disability and died of DVT, unless I'm mistaken about the DVT.


34 posted on 04/28/2005 1:00:14 PM PDT by MisterRepublican
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To: Cat loving Texan

scrapple-face worthy! :) LOL


35 posted on 04/28/2005 1:00:42 PM PDT by Recovering_Democrat (I'm so glad to no longer be associated with the Party of Dependence on Government!)
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To: secret garden

Some of us have been known to surf porn while we freep. Amber, get your hand outa there!


36 posted on 04/28/2005 1:00:50 PM PDT by Argh
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To: Tribune7

You gotta get up and move around sometimes thats just insane.


37 posted on 04/28/2005 1:01:05 PM PDT by Rightly Biased (Salvation is not a prayer and an experience its a life changing event <><)
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To: Cat loving Texan

I knew this stuff was addictive.


38 posted on 04/28/2005 1:01:46 PM PDT by I'm ALL Right! (WWW.TEACH-YOUR-KIDS.COM)
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To: Cat loving Texan

I LOVE the last line....classic.

"A virtual memorial service will be held online at a date to be determined."


39 posted on 04/28/2005 1:02:57 PM PDT by Feiny (I read to the deaf.)
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To: Cat loving Texan

On the link at the bottom of the story it says 'warning satire ahead'.


40 posted on 04/28/2005 1:03:18 PM PDT by Lee Heggy (Sorry, I don't do Windows.)
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