I cannot help but to admire your magnificent mind which employs such elegant cold-steel logic in the analysis of tabloid trash posing as breaking news.
ahem..
Yes, well, whenever my wife and I tag up like that on something, one will say "Great minds....", and the other will respond, "Fools seldom...."
Dan
PS -- for the younger, that's shorthand for "Great minds think alike," and "Fools seldom differ."