[Bommer]

Here's the letter that Hassert should write

April 27, 2005 The Honorable Nancy Pelosi
H-204, The Capitol
Washington, DC 20515

Dear Leader Pelosi:

Whatever you want babe, we'll agree to, because after all said and done, we're coming after you, Bagdad Bob, and Tubbs with a vengence!

You wanted war and you drew first blood!

Kiss your leadership position goodbye. We will loose a few members, but more than half your party is comprised of crooks!

Enclosed is the same version of this letter composed with crayons and pictures that a moron of your intellect could understand.....well maybe not. Get a Kindergardener to translate!

See ya!

Sincerely,

J. Dennis Hastert
Speaker of the House

[Sal]

I love your letter. I loved Speaker Hastert's letter too and am delighted that it has been made public. Bugsy just got bitch slapped and it doesn't matter how she tries to turn it all around--the advantage is now ours.

Goodbye, Bagdad Jim. Goodbye, Bugsy. Tom DeLay will still be there kicking butt and advancing the American agenda looooonnnng after they're gone and irrelevant. I hope not forgotten because their perfidy and treachery should remain for all to see.

After all the usual cringing and apologizing and caving we've learned to fear from our own, it's exciting and encouraging to see one of our leaders lay it on the line in such a straight forward and in her face manner. He made it very clear she and Mollohan are stupid, dishonest, and destructive. Way to go!