"That's a good story."
Thanks. I find that keeping simple records of my simple business, then paying whatever taxes I actually owe, keeps me sleeping well at night and not worrying about the government.
I don't cheat on my taxes...not even a little bit. If they want to come and have a look at my poor records, they're welcome to. I'm a little lazy with bookkeeping, so a real audit would end up with me getting a refund, since I forget deductions and expenses sometimes.
The heck with them. I keep my life simple and my business small.
I am sure you reported the yard sale of your used hair dryer and old dot matrix printer. (Filing the special tax schedule of course)