Posted on 04/26/2005 9:58:54 PM PDT by kingattax
FRESNO, Calif. An attempt to steal some items inside a car didn't work out very well for this car burglar. A security guard in Fresno called police when he heard a banging noise coming from the inside of a trunk early Sunday morning.
When authorities arrived, they expected to find a victim locked inside the trunk.
Instead they found what a spokesman for the Fresno County Sheriff's Department describes as -- quote -- "the dumbest criminal of the day."
Apparently the clumsy burglar popped the lock on the trunk, crawled inside and ransacked its contents.
But when he tried to heave himself out, he closed the trunk on top of him.
The suspect was taken to a hospital to be treated for cuts he suffered during his futile burglary attempt. He was then booked on two counts of theft.
Police did not release the name of the suspect.
doh!
LOL! Oh, my! What a dumb@ss!
Dumber than the lock on a car trunk.
Dumber than the lock on a car trunk.
lol..at least an 'honorable mention'
New Vonage commercial.
Boy... yer jus' too dumb to make a livin' from a life o' crime.
Bes' git a job werkin' fer da gubmit.
In your neighborhood ping?!
** KERRY VOTER ** (bet everything you have on it!!!)
lol
that would be clever
That's because he is the "Real" Trunk Monkey.
He needs to sue the car manufacturer for not providing a safe environment in which to burgle.
Nobody said that criminals were smart.
Why, if he had any brains then he would be an attorney or a politician. ; )
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