I was having trouble sleeping last night. Could this be a side-effect of travelling into a strange, parallel universe? I don't remember tripping over a vortex, but it was dark. No one around me has suddenly grown a goatee, so I'm having doubts about the parallel universe theory.
Somebody wearing a biohazard suit should see what the DUmmies think about this. They've been sold out by the west coast Pravda.