I am evil. He's right.
Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the Metric System down?
I do! I do!
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Matrians under wraps?
I do! I do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenburg a star?
I do! I do!
Who robs game fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
I do! I do!
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Reporting the news is SUPPOSED to be about reporting, NOT editorializing the news! THe evil ones in all this are the REPORTERS! (well, and the democrats also)