(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)
"It's going to be Kerry in 2004.
"But, please, don't blame the messenger."
Farah, you've got the perspective of Chicken Little on mescaline, the prognosticative powers of your average 1948 copy of the Chicago Tribune, and the I.Q. of an egg-salad sandwich. Please, though, don't blame the messenger.
-Dan