Let's start with a Breathalyzer system at Ted Kennedy's Senate office door...Schizophrenia detector at John Kerry's door...Nothing Original Here detector at Joe "The Hairplugged Plagiarist" Biden's door...Hypocrisy detector at Dirty Harry Reid's door...Idiot Pit Bull at Barbara Boxer's door...and a White House Silverware metal detector at Hillary's door....
And maybe Hanes Inspector #9 should frisk Sandy Berger's underwear whenever he LEAVES a building....
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