He'd splash around a bunch of vicious, snooty rhetoric about "Papist heresy," of course.
And then He would want us to constantly urinate on one another's shoes over fine points of doctrine, scream malapropism at unbelievers, and generally act like a bunch of brainless savages.
Sometimes I wonder if those who declare themselves so even know the same Christ I do. Maybe we should require all church leaders to read Matthew 23 every morning before they leave home. It certainly couldn't hurt.
The Lord loves us all, of course, but I think if He was on the ground today, he would spend a period of time slapping the crap out of the so-called Christians.
8-)
I'm a big fan of Matthew. It's less popular, though, in some churches than the writings of Paul. I've never quite understood that, but it sure seems to be true.
Matthew seems to me to be the clearest Biblical statement of how Christians should live. I remember memorizing the entire book when I was a teenager.
Rush said we should watch the attacks on the Catholic Church begin now that there is a new pope. He was right, as usual.
My pastor talked about this a few weeks ago. He phoned the pastor at the "church" in question, but hasn't mentioned whether he ever heard back from them.
Nice use of "malapropism," btw :-).