Screw the hangman idea. Paint him down with chicken parts and stake him out near the swamp. Let the gators get him.
Semper Fi
Don't they still use the short-circuiting electric chair in Florida? I remember Florida AG Buttersworth's great quote a few years back when the chair was being criticized as inhumane:
"Note to criminals: Our electric chair don't work so good."
Best quote in American politics in the last 20 years.
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Fire Ants!