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Man Gets Jail Instead of Ride From Police
Yahoo! News | AP ^ | 4/23/05

Posted on 04/24/2005 12:11:52 AM PDT by LibWhacker

STATESBORO, Ga. - Sgt. Jason Kearney sat in his marked patrol car Thursday, waiting for his colleagues to join him for lunch when Ron Stone asked him for a ride.

The Bulloch County deputy agreed to take Stone to his car, but first he insisted on searching Stone for weapons, said Sheriff Lynn Anderson.

"Stone told Sergeant Kearney to go ahead," Anderson said.

But instead of packing a pistol, the 30-year-old Stone was packing pot — two small bags, Anderson said.

Stone told the uniformed officer he had spent the night at a friend's house and the marijuana was not his, police said.

Instead of a ride to his car, Stone got a ride to the Bulloch County Jail, where police later learned he was wanted in another county on an outstanding warrant for marijuana possession with intent to distribute.


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: darwinaward; donutwatch; govwatch; jail; losertarian; police; pot; ride; stoned; stupidcriminal; whoadude; wodlist

1 posted on 04/24/2005 12:11:52 AM PDT by LibWhacker
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To: LibWhacker
Darwin Award Candidate Alert!

(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)
2 posted on 04/24/2005 12:13:13 AM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: LibWhacker

Whoa, dude! Bogus!


3 posted on 04/24/2005 12:16:15 AM PDT by csvset
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To: goldstategop
"Darwin Award Candidate Alert!"

Close but no cigar.

This guy was stupid but he didn't die as a result of being stupid. He can still muddy up the gene pool.

4 posted on 04/24/2005 12:23:17 AM PDT by blackbart.223
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To: LibWhacker
he is probably the fathe rof this kid or bringing the pot to this kid :-)Teen Removes Corpes Head To Use As A Cannabis Bong
5 posted on 04/24/2005 12:32:25 AM PDT by freepatriot32 (If you want to change goverment support the libertarian party www.lp.org)
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To: Annie03; Baby Bear; BJClinton; BlackbirdSST; blackeagle; BroncosFan; Capitalism2003; dAnconia; ...
Libertarian ping.To be added or removed from my ping list freepmail me or post a message here.
6 posted on 04/24/2005 12:34:30 AM PDT by freepatriot32 (If you want to change goverment support the libertarian party www.lp.org)
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To: freepatriot32

Ack, sick! The world is full of sick and stupid people.


7 posted on 04/24/2005 12:40:55 AM PDT by LibWhacker
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hmm jim anchower is always talking about his friend "Ron."


8 posted on 04/24/2005 12:46:31 AM PDT by KneelBeforeZod ( I'm going to open Cobra Kai dojos all over this valley!)
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To: blackbart.223
This guy was stupid but he didn't die as a result of being stupid. He can still muddy up the gene pool.

Its only a matter of time with this guy. He'll probably be a future winner by scratching his crotch with a chainsaw or something (and his heirs will sue the chainsaw manufacturer).

9 posted on 04/24/2005 1:15:59 AM PDT by Cementjungle
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To: Cementjungle
"Its only a matter of time with this guy. He'll probably be a future winner by scratching his crotch with a chainsaw or something (and his heirs will sue the chainsaw manufacturer)."

You could be right. But at this time he is not a contender.

10 posted on 04/24/2005 1:27:00 AM PDT by blackbart.223
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To: LibWhacker

Just how stupid can one individual be?


11 posted on 04/24/2005 1:28:21 AM PDT by clee1 (We use 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 2 to pull a trigger. I'm lazy and I'm tired of smiling.)
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To: clee1

Just how stupid can one individual be?
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Well... maybe not a stupid as we might think.

Maybe his sights were actually set on getting free room and board?
Nahhhhh... but then again... who really knows ??? ;-))


12 posted on 04/24/2005 2:17:32 AM PDT by GeekDejure ( LOL = Liberals Obey Lucifer !!! -- Impeach Greer !!!.)
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To: clee1
Just how stupid can one individual be?

Well, something like 50 million of them voted for Kerry, and the stupidity of the mob only reflects the potential of idiocy of the individual.
13 posted on 04/24/2005 4:29:00 AM PDT by Ain Soph Aur
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To: LibWhacker

Idiot reporters can't get anything right - they left the "d" off his last name.


14 posted on 04/24/2005 5:42:10 AM PDT by trebb ("I am the way... no one comes to the Father, but by me..." - Jesus in John 14:6 (RSV))
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To: LibWhacker

so I guess we can expect the ACLU to be rushing to his defense?


15 posted on 04/24/2005 6:08:19 AM PDT by frankiep
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To: LibWhacker

He's got the Statesboro blues now......


16 posted on 04/24/2005 8:38:06 PM PDT by Dan from Michigan (They call me the breeze)
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