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Exploding toads baffle experts
Australian Broadcasting ^ | 2005-04-24 | AFP

Posted on 04/23/2005 8:45:05 PM PDT by Lessismore

Hundreds of toads have met an unexplained, explosive demise in Germany in recent days, it was reported on Saturday.

According to reports from animal welfare workers and veterinarians as many as a thousand of the amphibians have perished after their bodies swelled to bursting point and their entrails were propelled for up to a metre.

It is like "a science fiction film", according to Werner Smolnik of a nature protection society in the northern city of Hamburg, where the phenomenon of the exploding toad has been observed.

"You see the animals crawling on the ground, swelling and then exploding," he said.

He said the bodies of the toads expanded to three-and-a-half times their normal size.

"I have never seen such a thing," said veterinarian Otto Horst.

So bad has the death toll been that the lake in the Altona district of Hamburg has been dubbed "the pond of death".

Access to it has been sealed off and every night a biologist visits it between 2:00am and 3:00am, which appears to be peak time for batrachians to go bang.

Explanations include an unknown virus, a fungus that has infected the water, or crows, which in an echo of the Alfred Hitchcock movie The Birds, attack the toads, literally scaring them to death.

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TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Germany; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: artbell; burst; bursting; callingartbell; dropsy; environment; frogs; germany; hamburg; toad; toads
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To: Fam4Bush

I be are a college graduate.


61 posted on 04/24/2005 8:49:58 AM PDT by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
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To: BenLurkin

Well then, all your degrees are belong to us...


62 posted on 04/24/2005 8:55:08 AM PDT by Fam4Bush (Once upon a time, I was a spy...or maybe that's now...)
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To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
What happens to a frog in a microwave?

Just damn.

If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

63 posted on 04/24/2005 8:58:28 AM PDT by mhking (I have my towel. Do you have yours?)
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To: Lessismore
Someone is giving the frogs alka seltzer.

5.56mm

64 posted on 04/24/2005 8:59:54 AM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: Lessismore

Too much fast food?


65 posted on 04/24/2005 9:01:36 AM PDT by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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To: All

JUMP!

(ribbet)


66 posted on 04/24/2005 9:04:03 AM PDT by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: mhking
What happens to a frog in a microwave?

Dunno. Now blenders OTOH...

67 posted on 04/24/2005 9:07:32 AM PDT by null and void (You're in Bloody Hands with Allah State...)
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To: mhking

"What happens to a frog in a microwave?"

Do you want an answer or a picture?


68 posted on 04/24/2005 9:08:32 AM PDT by Fam4Bush (Once upon a time, I was a spy...or maybe that's now...)
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To: Lessismore

 

Works on people too.

69 posted on 04/24/2005 9:16:36 AM PDT by Fintan (Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.)
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To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
What happens to a frog in a microwave?

Just damn.

If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

70 posted on 04/24/2005 9:29:55 AM PDT by mhking (I have my towel. Do you have yours?)
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To: Fam4Bush
Do you want an answer or a picture?

A picture, of course!

71 posted on 04/24/2005 9:31:42 AM PDT by mhking (I have my towel. Do you have yours?)
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To: Lessismore
Access to it has been sealed off and every night a biologist visits it between 2:00am and 3:00am, which appears to be peak time for batrachians to go bang.

From the Department of You Think You Job is Bad....

72 posted on 04/24/2005 9:32:43 AM PDT by xJones
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To: mhking

Eeeewww!

I thought it was a rhetorical question!

Nothing good, I am sure!

(and i bet the microwave is hard to get clean afterwards!)


73 posted on 04/24/2005 9:33:49 AM PDT by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: mhking

Here is a story about that.

Warning: Some bad language!

http://straightwhiteguy.com/archives/000482.html


74 posted on 04/24/2005 9:37:48 AM PDT by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: mhking
What happens to a frog in a microwave?

I dunno, but whatever you do, don't try a turtle.:)

75 posted on 04/24/2005 9:39:52 AM PDT by xJones
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To: Lessismore
Just leaves the good parts...


76 posted on 04/24/2005 9:42:35 AM PDT by pageonetoo (You'll spot their posts soon enough!)
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To: Tom602

HAHA for Pop Rocks! I had some step kids once who loved to feed those to their dog--who, in turn, loved the Pop Rocks. Even though the dog, obviously, knew what TO expect, the dog's expression was always one of total surprise!


77 posted on 04/24/2005 10:05:58 AM PDT by bannie (The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
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To: mhking
Steroids?


78 posted on 04/24/2005 10:14:39 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (WYGMADIITYWIM?)
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To: xJones

BTW: Microwaves--don't try to "loosen the lid of the tube of glue by putting it in the microwave for a couple of seconds." Especially if it's SUPERglue.

AND THAT was when microwaves cost 500 BUCKS!

I think I invented the "superglue" method of taking fingerprints.


79 posted on 04/24/2005 10:15:19 AM PDT by bannie (The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
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To: null and void

Nice tagline....

And... quit with the frog/blender stuff... Ewwww!


80 posted on 04/24/2005 10:16:00 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (WYGMADIITYWIM?)
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