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1 posted on 04/23/2005 6:23:09 PM PDT by MisterRepublican
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just damn.


33 posted on 04/23/2005 7:16:54 PM PDT by King Prout (blast and char it among fetid buzzard guts!)
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"Honey, where are you going?"
"Out to get head, Mom."

Parents: The Anti-Drug.


34 posted on 04/23/2005 7:17:56 PM PDT by RichInOC (My fraternity's primary emblem is the skull and bones, but I'll never carry the motif that far.)
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This is going to make an awesome "CSI: Vermont" episode. Maybe Howard Dean can play the local Medical Examiner/Abortion Doctor?


36 posted on 04/23/2005 7:23:20 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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You put yer weed in it.....


40 posted on 04/23/2005 7:30:45 PM PDT by Lijahsbubbe (Proud paid poster since 2003)
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A Dead-Head Fan?


41 posted on 04/23/2005 7:31:56 PM PDT by Mrs. Shawnlaw (Rock beats scissors. Don't run with rocks. NRA)
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I wonder which class of the public screwall system he got this idea from?


44 posted on 04/23/2005 7:35:43 PM PDT by DTogo (U.S. out of the U.N. & U.N out of the U.S.)
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Small town America cure. On an early summer Saturday morning tie his wrists to a pre-civil war hitching post on the town square. Wait until a nice crowd has arrived from the farmer's market then beat his ass with a bamboo rod.
We are to the point where only the absolute certainty of physical pain can save our nation from the scum that now lives with us.
No doubt such action will also increase the turn out for the week end's farmer's market.


46 posted on 04/23/2005 7:48:42 PM PDT by em2vn
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Too much popular music that teaches kids that it's cool to be baaaaaaad.


47 posted on 04/23/2005 7:49:49 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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Damned shame when the bong has more brains than the guy using it.


52 posted on 04/23/2005 10:45:17 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (The world needs more work horses, and fewer Jackasses!)
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I have now had my gross-out for the month.


53 posted on 04/24/2005 12:48:34 AM PDT by rdl6989 (If it drives the left into fits, its a good thing.)
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When you look at the develpment of "death cultures" cross culturally, you'll find that people have a variety of ways to celebrate death and likewise a similare variety of ways to deal with the corpse.

When you think about it, it is odd to preserve, bury, and mark the location of a deceased individual. Cremation seems more sanitary and efficient. On the other hand, long-term preservation a la Lenin or Mao or King Tut is also pretty cool. I myself wouldn't care if someone used my head as a Bong - after all, I'd be dead.

Now, time for breakfast.


54 posted on 04/24/2005 4:36:14 AM PDT by DaoPian
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Wendy's restaurant wants to know if the corpse had all of its fingers.


56 posted on 04/24/2005 12:11:42 PM PDT by redheadtoo
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"Police were informed of the boy's plans by a friend who was disturbed by his proposal"

A voice in the wilderness? "Hello Police? Hey a buddy of mine wanted to smoke some weed. He's thinking about going down to the cemetery and cutting off a head to make a bong. "Yea". No I don't believe that would work either. "What" No I'll ask him. "Hey Carl, Was that like a skull your talking about or what? "No sir he's talking about a guy that's been down there only a few days. "Don't worry?" Yea, I don't think that will work either." OK, bye
59 posted on 04/24/2005 3:06:52 PM PDT by saleman
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