DFU SONG: Turn, Turn, Turn (David Rosen, save yourself and turn)

DFU SONGS | 4-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

TURN, TURN, TURN

Rosen, it's time...turn turn turn
Here is your chance to...turn turn turn
For that woman, why would you...go to prison

If you protect her, you're really nuts
We want to hear you spilling your guts
Or your cellmate will like your butt
Tell everything or you're in the slammer

Rosen, it's time...turn turn turn
Here is your chance to...turn turn turn
For that woman, why would you...go to prison

You know she would stab you in the back
Of course, in the press, launch an attack
Watch out or you could be whacked
Tell everything or you're in the slammer

Rosen, it's time...turn turn turn
Here is your chance to...turn turn turn
For that woman, why would you...go to prison

She surely is evil as can be
Just open your eyes and you will see
You'll be dumped by Hillary
Tell everything or you're in the slammer

(musical break for three lines)

If you protect her, you're really nuts
We want to hear you spilling your guts
Or your cellmate will be liking your butt
Tell everything or you're in the slammer

Rosen, it's time...turn turn turn
Here is your chance to...turn turn turn
For that woman, why would you...go to prison

You know she would stab you in the back
Of course, in the press, launch an attack
Watch out or you could soon be whacked
Tell everything or you're in the slammer

[Felicity Fahrquar]

Good. Funny. But for reasons I told you in e-mail, I think it less than a 50-50 shot that Rosen will flip. I hope he will, but I doubt that will happen.

Congressman Billybob

Latest column, "Double Crossing at the Rio Grande II."

[doug from upland]

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