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To: Lion in Winter; dj_animal_2000
And [George Soros] probably.... PAID him as well!!!

It is certainly difficult to explain the world as you see it without resorting to conspiracies and bribes, but I am not part of that imaginary network of nefarious hidden forces. Sadly, Lion, a brief review of my financial situation clearly reflects a lack of bribes. I can barely get enough money from my wife to buy beer as I watch the Pistons trounce their opponents in the play-offs. In fact, I have never been able to purchase sufficient beer to last through "Darko Time" at a Pistons game; i.e. when the game is so definitively won or lost that Darko Milicic is summoned from his perch at the end of the pine and sent forth onto the hardwood floor of The Palace at Auburn Hills to do battle with the visiting hoopsters.

Also sadly, Darko doesn't seem to battle very hard or even move very fast. I'm not sure if George Soros has bribed the coach to make Serbian basketball players look bad or whether KLA jihadists under the tutelage of U.S. Department of Defense-financed MPRI advisers based in the Halliburton-built Albanian base camp in Detroit have been sneaking valium into Darko's gatorade.

Although, using the principle of Occam's Razor (Hint: you don't shave with this one), it is more likely that as a 19 year-old multi-milllionaire who has a bevy of buxom blonde American teenagettes rubbing up against him every time he walks through the Southfield Mall, Darko may have lost his motivation. Or maybe Joe Dumars just mis-judged his talent.

Anyways, enough about Serb players on the Pistons. Go back to watching your favorite movie. I can recognize you, but which is DJ_Animal and which one is montag?

68 posted on 04/25/2005 2:04:40 PM PDT by mark502inf
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To: Lion in Winter; dj_animal_2000

I find it quite amusing that he quotes from a Soros owned and operated "news" service and then denies a Soros connection! Geez, this guy should have worked for Bill Clinton!


69 posted on 04/25/2005 2:48:17 PM PDT by FormerLib (Kosova: "land stolen from Serbs and given to terrorist killers in a futile attempt to appease them.")
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