To: MoJo2001; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; Ms.Poohbear; 2LT Radix jr; Radix; LaDivaLoca; Severa; ...
Today's FEEBLE
YOKE :
The "car way" of telling how far the relationship is:
-- Trying to impress the woman: unlocks and opens the door, waits for her to get inside, closes her door behind her
-- Dating: the guy unlocks her door and then goes around to his side to get in
-- Engaged: The man opens his door leans over and unlocks her door and opens it.
-- Married: The man gets in to the driver's seat, unlocks the doors, and says "Aren't you getting in?"
560 posted on
04/23/2005 4:27:06 AM PDT by
tomkow6
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To: tomkow6; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; StarCMC; Radix; txradioguy; HopeandGlory; ...
YESTERDAY'S SCORE
CARDS OVER ASTROS 8-7...
CARDS CURRENTLY RANKED 1ST IN NAT'L LEAGUE-CENTRAL
NEXT GAME...TODAY 1:15p VS THE ASTROS
Take Me Out to the Ball Game
564 posted on
04/23/2005 4:49:17 AM PDT by
pelikan
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To: tomkow6
Good Morning Tomkow! Funny joke and It is true too! I've lived it. :)
590 posted on
04/23/2005 5:19:38 AM PDT by
GodBlessUSA
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To: tomkow6
"The "car way" of telling how far the relationship is:"The response:
On the first date she orders a light salad with no dressing and drinks only water.
By the third date she asks you to get a trailer hitch installed on your car so that she can take the dessert cart home.
689 posted on
04/23/2005 7:38:45 AM PDT by
El Gran Salseron
( The equal opportunity male chauvinist pig. :-))
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