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Today Sponge contraceptive returning to market
associated press ^ | April 22, 2005

Posted on 04/22/2005 12:55:32 PM PDT by Dog Gone

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1 posted on 04/22/2005 12:55:32 PM PDT by Dog Gone
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To: Dog Gone
The Today Sponge contraceptive


2 posted on 04/22/2005 12:57:07 PM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Izzy Dunne

LOL, but she's a recptacle-tip for sure.


3 posted on 04/22/2005 12:58:05 PM PDT by Fierce Allegiance
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But what about "Contraceptive SpongeBob"?


4 posted on 04/22/2005 12:58:15 PM PDT by kaktuskid
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Today Sponge contraceptive returning to market

Along with more abortions, more sexually transmitted diseases, divorces, sexual objectification, etc...We are such a progressive society...-sarcasm

5 posted on 04/22/2005 12:58:22 PM PDT by frogjerk
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6 posted on 04/22/2005 12:58:54 PM PDT by West Coast Conservative
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To: ecurbh

Elaine will be thrilled!


7 posted on 04/22/2005 12:59:07 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: Izzy Dunne

Contraception is contraception. Part and parcel of this countries moral decline.


8 posted on 04/22/2005 12:59:32 PM PDT by balch3
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To: Dog Gone

I was on a date back in '87. After excusing myself to the young lady's bathroom, I noticed a Today Sponge package in the trashcan. Feeling as though it was a sure thing, I returned to find as many ways as possible to bring the word "sponge" into the conversation. She caught on and I was quickly dismissed. Ah...brings back memories....


9 posted on 04/22/2005 1:00:37 PM PDT by edpc
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10 posted on 04/22/2005 1:00:50 PM PDT by dfwgator (Minutemen: Just doing the jobs that American politicians won't do.)
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To: Laura Earl

You're beloved Elaine will be thrilled.


11 posted on 04/22/2005 1:01:50 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Caution. Contents under pressure.)
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To: Laura Earl

Your beloved Elaine will be thrilled.


12 posted on 04/22/2005 1:01:57 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Caution. Contents under pressure.)
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To: HairOfTheDog

As will those who weren't spongeworthy before.


13 posted on 04/22/2005 1:02:23 PM PDT by ecurbh (All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.)
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To: dfwgator

LOL


14 posted on 04/22/2005 1:02:28 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Caution. Contents under pressure.)
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To: Dog Gone

Elaine will be overjoyed!


15 posted on 04/22/2005 1:02:33 PM PDT by MineralMan (godless atheist)
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To: ecurbh

ROTFL! Indeed!


16 posted on 04/22/2005 1:02:45 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: Dog Gone
Attention men:

Will you be found to be sponge-worthy?

17 posted on 04/22/2005 1:03:06 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (The way that you wander is the way that you choose. The day that you tarry is the day that you lose.)
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To: edpc

I have done my best to repress all the memories of the times I struck out. Haven't quite succeeded yet, though.


18 posted on 04/22/2005 1:03:15 PM PDT by Dog Gone
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LOL>..that's the first thing i thought about.....Elaine conducting a "spongeworthy" interview.


19 posted on 04/22/2005 1:03:49 PM PDT by kingattax
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To: Dog Gone

Remember my brother telling me that it took 3 children before the fact that neither the sponge nor the foam worked dawned on him and his wife. Had a good laugh on that one.


20 posted on 04/22/2005 1:05:16 PM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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