Oh, noooo!
Space exploration received a boost today when it was proven that mice faint, then appear to hibernate for long periods of time when exposed to smelly gases.
"This is just the break we've been looking for" exclaimed NASA Ass't Director Willie Pew.
NASA announced Michael Moore will be the keynote speaker. The Associate sponser for the Conference will be Taco Bell, the rest is to be taxpayer funded according to Ted Kennedy.
Green Peace World Headquarters or the Sierra Club could not be reached for their comments.