[sandydipper]

Oh Please! put Bill Clinton in jail. I'd quit smoking, lay off rye whiskey and quit being a peeping Tom.

[b4its2late]

Me too. And I'd quit swearing too.....

[jacquej]

and, I also would quit smoking, lay off the cheap white chablis, and pray endlessly for all enemies, foreign and domestic.

Maybe if all us sinners went before congress and swore an oath on the Bible to reform, you think they'd pay attention?

(isn't this where I am sposed to put in something about sarcasm?)

[Conspiracy Guy]

I'd quit smoking but I'm not giving up my Wild Turkey 101.

[toddlintown]

"Oh Please! put Bill Clinton in jail. I'd quit smoking, lay off rye whiskey and quit being a peeping Tom."

Let's not get carried away!

[rhombus]

Oh Please! put Bill Clinton in jail. I'd quit smoking, lay off rye whiskey and quit being a peeping Tom.

I woundn't throw away your lighter, hip flask or spy glasses quite yet if I were you.

[reformjoy]

Oh Please! put Bill Clinton in jail. I'd quit smoking, lay off rye whiskey and quit being a peeping Tom.

Hey, that's a great challenge!!

"What would you give up so Hillary Clinton will just go away and NEVER attempt public office again?"

I wonder how much that would be worth to the Average Joe?