Posted on 04/21/2005 7:17:39 AM PDT by sinkspur
Google as a verb
Cool names for crime, like phishing, war driving, and bluesnarfing.
ROI puns: return on insight, return on innovation, return on intranet, return on introspection.....
VoIP used as a word, as in "Voyp": this is too nerdy to be believed.
Words other than software with "ware" at the end: malware, freeware, shelfware. This kind of stuff is headed noware.
"Take this discussion offline." My boss uses this in meetings; I usually end up getting an email on the the thing that was supposed to be offline, which means it is now online.
SMS abbreviations in business e-mail: i.e., "r u 4 real?" I hate this stuff from grown people.
My take on "Solutions:" This is not going to go away, as my own company continues to label software tools as "solutions." There are products, there are services, there is advice, all vital for solving problems. If it's a "solution," nobody should have to pay anything until the problem is solved.
And, finally, "Bandwidth"
Feel free to add your own.
Two more: bling and metrosexual.
Can't wait till "bitch-slap" is a thing of the past
"24-7".
While not technical, the words that really get to me are "enthused" and "irregardless."
"Come with" or "go with".
Diversity in place of it's true meaning - forced conformity.
anything that ends with -ccino in an attempt to be trendy, such as mochaccino.
the word PROGRESSIVE as defined to mean liberal-leaning.
And I'll just offer that we cleanse the language of french-rooted words because it's the right thing to do.
"Big time".
Not a techie word but it annoys me nonetheless:
"Dethawed" is a word I hear often. Defrost or thaw are acceptable, dethaw isn't a word and actually would mean the opposite of what the user is trying to say.
It also annoys me when people use the name of a restaurant as a name of the food they ate. Example "I had McDonalds for lunch." No, you ate at McDonalds. You had a hamburger. I even do that sometimes but it's a peeve.
It's spelled spiggot dammit not spicket!
I was like, well, like, I'm not sure if I, like, want to go, like, you know, like, I'm just not sure if it's going to be, like, worth it, you know, like, I just don't know.
The most overused in the English language.
fusion as in California fusion, asian fusion, etc. regarding food.
"Fulsome" used to mean "very complete and full", as in
"We have added fulsome language to that contract to make sure we're covered."
Fulsome means disgusting.
On the other hand, folks who get their panties in a wad over splitting infinitives need to go back to Latin class. It is perfectly normal, in Anglo-Saxon grammar, to purposefully split the infinitive in order to dramatically emphasize a point.
That's another one.
"Sooner rather than later"
The first time I heard that expression was from Bill Clinton, telling us when he'd reveal details his relationship w/Monica. And after that, the press and the rest of the world seemed to pick up on it.
I hate it when I get into high dudgeon about linguistic matters and make a gaffe myself.
PURPOSELY, not "purposefully".
Hoist by my own petard... or perhaps joist by my own canard.
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