Time to haul out selected parts from an oldie: Behold The Ten Laws of Creationism, for use when confronting those horrible eeee-voouuuu-luuuu-shunists:
1. The Law of Evidence: Everything is evidence of creationism; therefore nothing supports evolution.And here are some of The Laws of Itelligent Design:2. The Law of Conservation of Arguments: Discredited arguments never die, they just get recycled ad infinitum.
3. The Law of Reproducable Results: Anything found in the wild means nothing unless it is reproduced in the lab. Anything done in a lab means nothing about what happens in the wild.
The universe is made for life, therefore ID.
Life can't arise naturally, therefore ID.
Anything produced in the lab is proof of Intelligent Design.
Anything not produced in the lab is proof of Intelligent Design.
Head-full-of-rocks placemarker.