[Rider on the Rain]

I wouldn't stand in line to sign Hanoi Jane's book, and I don't chew terbacky.

A few years back, however, I was listening to a radio station when the announcer said it's Jane Fonda night at the movies. Will you attend? I thought to myself, when it's Jane Fonda night at the gallows I'll attend.

I still feel the same way, but that's just me.

[Libertarian Jim]

I had a roommate that chewed tobacco. He used to spit it into an empty pop can. One day, he took a drink from the wrong can...you can guess the rest. He really shoulda replaced her pop can with some sweet Carolina backwash.