NASCAR Subway 500 Cup Race, FRom Phoenix, 4/23, 730pm ET/430pm PT

Nascar.com ^ | 4/20/05 | NR

[NormsRevenge]

Sterling is kaputt?

Dang,, back to the board. Thanks!

[al baby]

looks like it would be fun to ride

[al baby]

looks like it would be fun to ride

[NormsRevenge]

uuhhh,, Yeah!! :-)

[NormsRevenge]

WOO HOOOooo...!!!

[WestCoastGal]

Us gals put it this way......

[al baby]

save a tree eat a o never mind

[Charlotte Corday]

The only choice better than Benedict XVI

[SouthTexas]

Got it! Sure wish I could have gone west out of Dallas, but alas, I had to come back south. :(

[SouthTexas]

Smoke deserves it after his blazing finish in Texas.

[pnz1]

When's Sterling out, next season?

[NormsRevenge]

He has been competitive, just had some bad luck.

I shouldn't leak my picks but I am picking Smoke this week and RocketMan in the qual-ing,, I need some points or I'll be a tail of the packer in a couple more weeks. :-}

[NormsRevenge]

Thanks! That's great!

His Holiness Awesome IX Bill FRom Dawsonville

[WestCoastGal]

From what I can gather he's done at the end of this season, but silly season has started very early (young like the replacements) and you never know. Look at Ward Burton and Ricky Craven.

Although both of those drivers have been mentioned recently as it seems some of the new young guns are not doing that well.

[WestCoastGal]

Wisconsin Legalizes Hunting of Junior Fans

In an attempt to curb their exploding population, the Wisconsin legislature approved a measure legalizing the hunting of Dale Earnhardt Jr. fans on Wednesday. This comes just days after an attempt to legalize the hunting of feral cats was shot down.

"The cats were one thing--we realized that shooting defenseless animals was cruel and pointless", explained state spokeswoman Sara Blanche. "However, the shooting of Junior fans makes much more sense--they tend to put up a good fight when they're loaded, plus there's so damn many of them."

The movement gained steam when a report came out earlier this month confirming that over 75% of Nascar fans are, in fact, Junior fans. Experts have pointed to depletions of Bud supplies, low levels of red dye reserves, and the clogging of sports radio airwaves as signs that the Junior fan population has gotten out of control.

Neighboring states are considering similar measures, especially after seeing an influx of Junior fans following the law's passing. Such laws do have precedence--in 1998 Tennessee tagged and neutered all Jeff Gordon fans, and a movement gained steam in the late-80's to migrate all Bill Elliott fans to rural Montana.

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They couldn't fit all of us in rural Montana. :-P

Although it is obvious there are a lot of us when you visit the track. When that Bud car came around the corner from the garage for qualifying it was like lightening had struck the stands, it was electric!! (and he wasn't even in it yet) He is King Daddy!!

[WestCoastGal]

SPEAKING OF VOTING............

Crown Royal has a favorite driver vote and Earnhardt Sr is losing by 2%.

Vote HERE if you would like to

After you vote for Sr there is a next step button for two other types of racing and then the current total for all at the end.

[WestCoastGal]

[steveegg]

Bud? Wisconsin? You NUTS? :-)

Seriesly, we're mourning the day that Rusty makes his last call in Miami later this year (no more Miller car, perhaps).

[WestCoastGal]

How about this one? This is a Cup 2005 schedule hanging from my ceiling courtesy of NYTexan which he sent with my Jr standup.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Thanks for the ping. I LOVE NIGHT RACIN'!!!!!