The Mandinka tribe of Gambia, Africa, adheres to a religious practice completely unique to its people -- they worship actress Salma Hayek's breasts!
While most primitive societies tend to pray to animal or ancestral spirits, or to stars and planets as the Mandinkans once did, that all changed in 1995.
Mandinkan farmer Danjuma Kianga remembers, through an interpreter, the moment it happened.
"As a special treat, Chief Tuamanguluka arranged for a movie to be shown here for the first time ever. The movie was Desperado, starring the blessed Salma Hayek as Carolina, a beautiful woman who works for the local drug lord."
When Hayek first appeared on screen, the Mandinkans were blown away by the sight of the 36C-25-37 actress. "Everyone gasped -- men, women, and children," recalls Kianga. "Salma was breathtakingly exquisite. She gave off a force, a light, an energy that came right through the screen and entered our very souls."
How do I join the tribe.
When I first saw this article the thought that ran through my head was "What do they worship... the holy pierced nipple?" This just seems to fit in with that theme.
When I first saw this article the thought that ran through my head was "What do they worship... the holy pierced nipple?" This just seems to fit in with that theme.
Smart dudes. There are a lot more stupid things to worship.
I ran a dozer at this site when they built the Costco in the story.