OK. I will officially declare you the loser. But in doing those important, yet tiresome, Delay series' pieces, please be careful not to offend the other side. We wouldn't want them to be upset with us.
Fine. If I have the time and it will make you feel better, I will do a song about how you vanquished Doug from Upland. You can have it recorded and it and can be passed down through generations in your family. It is probably the most important thing you ever did in your life.