[Landru]

How the hell the skeletons ever got from my closet onto my hard drive is a mystery to me.

...totally *flummoxed*.

[mewzilla]

LOL. Sounds like a case for CSI.

[vollmond]

I remove the platters from the drive and scratch them up with screwdrivers, and then I bend them in all sorts of funky directions with pliers. Next time I'll use some sand paper to score the platters too, thanks to a suggestion from an earlier poster.