LOL! It's TRUE what they say about blondes! Your excuses are way more fun than mine were!
Oh, I don't know about that. But, it sure was a quick and easy post to put together. :-)
BTW, I see that I forgot to repair an extra space in the border of the first table. Do you have a problem with extra line breaks in your html when you copy from notepad to the posting window? I have had lots of them that I have to close up. I can't see what is causing the breaks, but I changed my notepad preferences and unchecked "wordwrap". Will see it that solves the problem next time.