[SpaceBar]

They will have to know where Michael Moore is at all times and subtract this contribution to the disturbance.

[BenLurkin]

"When very massive bodies are disturbed, they radiate waves or ripples that travel through space."

Kinda like when TedK does a cannonball.

[bobdsmith]

The problem michael moore presents to modern science is a subset of the uncertaintly principle. The more precisely we know his position, the less precisely we know his honesty.