Time for a Joke....
Senator Hilary Clinton was invited to address a major
gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago
in upper New York State. She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing
every Native American's present standard of living, should she one day become the
first female President.
She referred to her career as a New York Senator, how she had signed "YES"
for every Indian issue that came to her desk for approval. Although the Senator
was vague on the details of her
plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping her "red
sisters and brothers".
At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque
inscribed with her new Indian name -Walking Eagle.
The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they come to select
the new name given to the Senator. They explained that Walking Eagle is the name
given to a bird so full of sh*t it can no longer fly.
thanks , I did chuckle ,...for about 10 or 15 seconds , I'm quite torqued over Lugar , he started to drive and THEN [remember switching drivers while flying down the road] THEN the next thing I saw was Chia BinBiden driving ,makin' a left
Funny.
And here's a Hillary joke for you.........
Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk, she has a "question & answer" period.
One little boy raises his hand & the Senator asks him for his name.
"Kenneth."
"And what is your question, Kenneth?"
"I have 3 questions: 1st, whatever happened to your medical health care plan?
2nd, why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
3rd, whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the children they will continue after recess.
When they resume Hillary says, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts his hand up.
Hillary points to him & asks him for his name.
"Larry."
"And what is your question?"
"Really, I have 5 questions: 1st, whatever happened to your medical health care plan?
2nd, Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
3rd, Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?
4th, Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
5th, What happened to Kenneth?