No, I pretty much suck. Even Jesus hates me....
It has long been believed that we deeply know ourselves better than anyone else ever could, even if on the surface we deny that truth. I believe you know yourself to be what you said.
I am utterly evil, devoid of a soul, and I am here to destroy your tiny little suburban world.
But I'm still hoping for a shot at the Papacy once Ratzinger passes on.