We always referred to them as “kill the roach in the corner” shoes. I know they’re all the rage nowadays, but are the ugliest shoes ever created, IMO.
Yeah, they are awful! Fortunately, my girlfriend (a woman with obviously impeccable taste, in all areas :-) can't stand them either.
I just always imagine an irate woman letting fly on her boyfriend/husband/obnoxious-would be-suitor/assailant with one of those things - especially the ones with actual metal tips - and ripping a guy's spleen wide open! Not that I have the slightest idea where the spleen is actually located, or what on earth it does.
I would never put my toes into something that ugly!
They have to make any feet look bigger, simply by
design. Imagine the torture that must be inflicted
on innocent feet.