If Cardinal Ratzinger is elected, that will be the headline in the New York Times.
And Katie Couric will be on Good Morning America, interviewing someone, and she'll do the old 'some say' thing. It will sound like this: "Some say the Pope is a baby-strangling, Jew-gassing, Hitler-praising Nazi who was second-in-command of the Third Reich. Some say the Pope helped Hitler write "Mein Kampf" when he was in prison. Some say the Pope took great joy in personally shooting Jews. Can you comment?"