[Puddleglum]

Boston Globe alternative masthead suggestions: "We report the news BEFORE it happens!", and "We report the news that SHOULD happen!"

[Puddleglum]

One more Boston Globe slogan sugggestion, "We decide, then report."

[Grampa Dave]

"Boston Globe alternative masthead suggestions: "We report the news BEFORE it happens!", and "We report the news that SHOULD happen!"

Plus: "If it didn't happen, the way we wanted it to happen. We will pretend that it did and ignore the truth."