The bright new day is near, when our new site, The People’s Cube, shall rise over the virtual horizon like the red sun of the revolution, dispelling the right-wing darkness of the blogosphere. This day shall be known as the dawn of Gulagosphere. It shall become a state holiday, celebrated in centuries ahead by spontaneous street marches of correctly educated proletarians chanting Party-approved slogans, peacefully hurling bricks at occasional remnants of the bourgeoisie, and vigorously consuming quantities of inexpensive People’s Cube sugar beet vodka.
These guys are too much...
"there" = "their"
de-merits for me.