Excuse me, I'm going to have to take a shower...
ps. Why the hell is Laura holding the rifle while carrying that bag?
Isn't that second picture Laura Ingraham?
I am woman with a gun
I won’t take crap from anyone
So you rapists better stay away from me
If you dare to take the chance
I’ll shoot off something in your pants
Well, just try me and I guess you’re gonna see
Oh yes, I have found I am safe if I am carrying
I am not the one that someone will be burying
I’m determined…I will protect myself
I’m well-trained…I am invincible…I am packing
I am woman with a gun
And, I’m not fearing anyone
And, I warn muggers that I won’t be easy prey
I have practiced every week
If it is trouble that they seek
Then they’ll find out that it is not their lucky day
Oh yes, I have found I am safe if I am carrying
I am not the one that someone will be burying
I’m determined…I will protect myself
I’m well-trained…I am invincible…I am packing
I am woman with a gun
And, I am warning everyone
That if you break into my house you’re gonna die
I don’t have the time to wait
Because the police are always late
And I will fill bad guys with lead…I’m not too shy
Oh yes, I have found I am safe if I am carrying
I am not the one that someone will be burying
I’m determined…I will protect myself
I’m well-trained…I am invincible
I’m not into victimhood…being armed is really good
I think every woman should