Indeed, one wonders what source would be acceptable? Associated Press, perhaps? No, wait, they reported the fake "100 families held hostage in Iraq" story. CBS, maybe? Woops, too many false documents. New York Times? Uh oh, plagiarism and faked stories there, too. Ah, irony....it's so ironic! (Borrowed from Lazamataz.)
Well, as Hallmark says, "When you care enough to plagarize the very best ..."