New conservative UCLA newspaper features ad for right wing parody album that eviscerates DemocRATS

Bruin Standard ^ | 4-17-05 | dfu

[doug from upland]

Attacking with humor and mocking them may be part of the way to expose the cockroaches to the sunlight. We don't need to get on TV and scream at them that they are Nazis. That is their style.

[Enterprise]

"We don't need to get on TV and scream at them that they are Nazis."

Absolutely! Just telling the truth about them drives them batty. Putting their nonsense in parody is icing on the cake.

[hosepipe]

[ Attacking with humor and mocking them may be part of the way to expose the cockroaches to the sunlight. We don't need to get on TV and scream at them that they are Nazis. That is their style. ]

Also a good appraoch to dealing with Islam...
Course the ensueing death threats from the Muslims might be dicey.. The word FATWAH.. makes the mind reel with lyrics..

I propose a new group "The Muslimatics".. to highlight a few "Who impregnated my Goat" type songs.. there is much material..

Example;
(Sahih Al-Bukhari Volume 4, Book 54, Number 516) Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, "If anyone of you rouses from sleep and performs the ablution, he should wash his nose by putting water in it and then blowing it out thrice, because Satan has stayed in the upper part of his nose all the night."

[doug from upland]

Uncleshag and I had considered putting this on YOU'VE BEEN FREEPED, Vol. 1, but we didn't particularly want to be on their death list.

MIDI - BOBBY'S GIRL

I know that he wants me bad…I know that he wants me bad

I'm only 8 years old…he's still got it, I'm told
In just one year I'm gonna be his

Although I still am flat...he'll call me pussy cat
That I'm too young is nobody's biz

I will be Mohammed's girl…I will be Mohammed's girl
That is what I really want to be
When I am Mohammed's girl…I am Mohammed's girl
I know he will take good care of me

All of his wives are hags…they've turned into old bags
I am so fresh and very nubile

On me he's had his eye…he is my kind of guy
I'll be the next one he will defile

I will be Mohammed's girl…I will be Mohammed's girl
That is what I really want to be
When I am Mohammed's girl…I am Mohammed's girl
I know he will take good care of me

[hosepipe]

Song about Aisha.. properly disgusting..
I like it...

[doug from upland]

Central Arizona Brings National Championship to Arizona — Central Arizona defeated the College of Southern Idaho 83-50 to capture the 2005 NJCAA Division Women's Basketball National Championship. Brisa Silva led Central with 23 points. Shaquina Mosley added 18 points and 10 assists, Maria Cordero tallied 15 points and Aisha Mohammed posted 14 points, 13 rebounds and six assists.

[hosepipe]

[ Central Arizona Brings National Championship to Arizona — Central Arizona defeated the College of Southern Idaho 83-50 to capture the 2005 NJCAA Division Women's Basketball National Championship. Brisa Silva led Central with 23 points. Shaquina Mosley added 18 points and 10 assists, Maria Cordero tallied 15 points and Aisha Mohammed posted 14 points, 13 rebounds and six assists. ]

HuH!...

[doug from upland]

The name Aisha lives on at Central Arizona.

[Mudboy Slim]

Good morning, y'all...great ad...however, regarding wizrdoz's commentary, perhaps it would be best to actually listening to the CD before offering our constructive criticism.

FReegards...MUD