[Noumenon]

Many years ago, I went o na first date with a woman who had never bee nt oa sushi bar. She was willing to try it, though - give her that.

So we sit down at the bar, and the chef puts in front of us the customary wodden platter with a blob of gari (pickled ginger) and a healthy serving of wasabi. Before I could stop her, my date picks up the little mound of wasabi and pops it into her mouth, thinking that it was some kind of appetizer.

Serious wrong move.

Needless to say, that was our first and last date together.

[MotleyGirl70]

Yikes! Poor girl. She learned the hard way about eating sushi.

When it comes to wasabi, a little dab will do ya.

[Bear_Slayer]

Serious wrong move

my brother was engaged to a bimbo gal that he took to a business dinner. Roast beef and mash potatos was served; or rather she mistook the horseradish for mashed potatos. She helped herself to a large serving, sat down at the table and spooned into her mouth a large amount. She immediately spit it out onto the plate and didn't say a word the remainder of the evening.

Needless to say, they never married; the engagement did not last long.